Other than that, Ace points out, Obama's Civilian Defense Corp is a terrific idea.

Even if you aren't a charismatic head-of-state who wants to get around Posse Comitatus, or find a way to coax young liberals into carrying guns, when they would normally be loathe to do it.

By the way, we already do have a civilian defense organization: it's called the militia, and every able-bodied adult who owns a firearm is part of it.

We also have more guns than Obama's pansy-ass armed Americorp will possess; we're better shots, too.

Oh, I dunno: maybe we should give the man the benefit of a doubt. Perhaps it isn't a question of wanting to install an authoritarian regime, with Big O as dictator: perhaps he merely wants a decade-long civil war, red on blue, with massive bloodshed that will make the Civil War of the nineteenth century look like day at Disneyland. (And I mean off-season, with no brutal sun beating down on you, short lines for the best rides, and you remembered to wear your best walking shoes.)

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1 He just wants to turn ACORN into a federal agency.

Posted by: John at November 13, 2008 04:39 AM (e73ze)

2 Okay; that's reasonable. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 13, 2008 07:08 AM (TpmQk)

3 We are going to have way more guns then them, based on the 374,000 federal handgun background checks between the 3rd and 9th of November. I'm not sure if I would want all those liberal Barney Fife's carrying guns. It might be humorous for them to shoot themselves in the foot, but, bullet's richochet

Posted by: William Teach at November 13, 2008 09:04 AM (7yTel)

4 Wait, wait, wait. A federal agency is going to issue guns to its employees? Where do I sign? Seriously, this is something conservatives should infiltrate.

Posted by: John at November 15, 2008 09:41 AM (q0qzQ)

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